Here to Grow Your Business

By writing resonant copy

in your brand's voice,

I'll boost your conversions 

and raise your profits.

Let's Turn Your Leads Into Fans

As a published comedy writer

who's trained in advertising,

I know how to make your audience

enjoy being persuaded so they'll enjoy

supporting your business.

So, What's the Process?

Step 1 — A Conversation

We'll book a free, no-pressure chat where I get to know you and your business. 

I'll find out what I need to channel your brand's voice to the needs of your audience.

Imagine a laid-back séance where we commune with the spirit of your brand, but without the smoke, mirrors, or wailing in Latin.

Step 2 — Making A Plan

We'll map out ideas and plan our approach.

Then I'll create a proposal, a timeline, and a quote for the specific needs of your project.

While I prep the runes, read the bones, and consult the oracle, you can sit back and relax.

Once we feel good and ready, I'll get to work!

Step 3 — Feedback/Revisions

We'll bounce revisions back and forth.

You'll give feedback and I'll make another draft until you are 100% happy with the outcome!

You can rest easy knowing that I thoroughly examine each draft with laser precision while muttering and crouched on all fours. Usually nude. It helps me focus.

Step 4 — Wrapping Up

It's time to celebrate a job well done!

We'll exchange payment and the final product.

You'll enjoy an increase in clicks, conversions, and profits with your brand-new copy.

I'll then recede back into the underground tunnel system where copywriters dwell until my services are summoned once again.